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-> Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris!
-> The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
-> When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
-> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-> Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-> Chuck Norris couted to infinity - twice!
-> According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-> Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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